An ode to a table

Sadly, the room of C12 has been abandoned for the lectern of RV2, and in this unforseen and saddening move, we were forced to say "Goodbye" to the table that has served us from C.L. and my first ever lesson with you-know-who. From functions to parametrics, this fateful table has been drawn on with countless messages, diagrams and insults exchanged between my good friends and I. In our final act of school property defacing on this table, we wrote an ode, as long as a circle geometry theorem, so naming the message "The Maths Table Theorem":

"Math Table Theorem

Dear much loved and malinged table,
We have spent endless hours slaving away at your wooden flatness, but really in a world where friendship has been devalued, you have endured. Thanks for the memories and allowing us to write on you. I hope you provide further hope to other maths students
Yours sincerely
C.L. & H.W."

This message cannot be found in C12 because we didn't do it. You can't prove it.

- H.W.