Fed up with your food?

An amusing site: http://hospitalnotes.blogspot.com/

written by a man extremely fed up with hospital food he offered to make 'hospital food bingo' for people to try and guess what was being served.

CUSTOMER FOOD SATISFACTION SURVEY
BLOGTOWN GENERAL HOSPITALQ:

When ordering your food, was the hostess helpful in taking your order?

A: If helpful means throwing a menu through the door, like a piece of meat being tossed into a lions’ enclosure… then yes.

Q: Were you offered a choice?

A: Yes… a choice of three equally ghastly main courses.

Q: Did you get the food you chose?

A: Yes… unfortunately.

Q: How did you score the hospital food?

A: By awarding each dish between one and five Rennies.

Q: Did the food look appealing?

A: Probably… if you’re a famine victim.

Q: How would you describe the preparation of the food?

A: Haphazard and chaotic.

Q: How would you describe your health over the past four weeks?A: How do you think? I’m in a bloody hospital for Christ’s sake!

Q: Do you consider yourself to have special dietary needs?

A: Only since eating your food.

Teehee.

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