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Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Two Tough Cookies

To continue with the oceanic theme of the previous post...

Tough cookie #1: Jessica Watson

I've been meaning to write a post on Jessica Watson since she left in October last year and have blissfully neglected to do so but now she's put the pressure on me by actually finishing. Bearing in mind posts such as these very quickly lose their currency after the milestone/event in question passes (hence the posts I wrote relating to Bill Henson will forever remain unseen...or until he next makes headlines), lo and behold, I write!

Jesse needs no introduction but I'll summarise her achievement anyways for those of you who don't give a hoot about the whole affair: 16 years old – well, 17 now, but 16 at the time, completed a circumnavigation around the globe (eh there are some technical questions over that, but in my humble layman opinion, she did it) solo and unassisted in 7 months.

Reading her blog that she kept whilst on the high seas was rather therapeutic, particularly the early posts in October which coincided with a rather annoying series of big quizzes.
Jess would describe the ocean glassing out, schools of jellyfish drifting by, dolphins swimming in the wake of her boat and post pictures of stunning sunrises and sunsets and I would read it and wish I were out there in her place, instead of learning Crucible quotes.



I’m obviously over-idealising her experience. I mean, there were also days that looked like this:



But at the time, I’d have rather faced knockdowns and 10 foot waves than another HSC paper.

Anyways, without getting into a debate about whether she should have gone in the first place, it’s great that she’s back safe and sound having proved, amongst other things “that all is not lost after all, that dreamers propelled by their inward vision still live, that romance still manages to survive” as Vito Dumas, an Arginetine solo circumnavigator rather nicely puts it.
I take my (proverbial) hat off to you Jess!

Well, then enough smushy sentimentalism from me.

Now onto tough cookie #2: Vito Dumas (the silly blogger won't let me upload a picture of him...)

If you thought Bear Grylls was extreme, then you haven’t heard of Vito Dumas (same Vito as above). I am undecided as to whether he was insane, but he certainly was brave and an extremely good sailor. What makes him such an extreme adventurer, apart from completing a circumnavigation around the world when WW2 was raging and churning out lovely quotes, was to complete a spontaneous roundabout voyage from Havana to Brazil where he was basically starving for most of it.

Below is my rendition of his torturous 3 months at sea (credit to Alain GrĂ©e and his book “Sailing: A basic Guide” where I first read about Vito Dumas and his crazeh antics)

Dumas left his home in Buenos Aires in his boat Legh II in 1946 for a “short trip up north”. Little did he know...

After a sail across the Caribbean he reached Havana. Then on the 2nd of June he headed for New York, where his problems began. The current was against him outside NY Harbour and without any motor power he had no chance of entering. “I did not think twice” he said, “but pushed the tiller over and headed to the Azores [3380km away]. He had 10 days worth of food left.

Just under a month later (obviously he’d strung out the food very well!) he approached the first of the Azores islands. But during the night, the winds and seas began to rise, making an approach extremely difficult.

So our brave (foolhardy?) Vito decided to skip the Azores and head directly for Madeira (another island) 957km away, with 20 gallons of stale water and some flour as his sole food provisions.

However on the 21st of July, he realised that he had borne away from his planned course and had reached a position just under the latitude of Madeira. Not wanting to add miles to his journey by tacking up to Madeira, he once again decided to change plans and head for the Canary Islands. One can only imagine how hungry he would have been by then!!! Indeed, he was nearing hallucinatory exhaustion.

Then on July 26, he sighted a lighthouse on one of the Canary Islands. But it was not to be, Mother Nature conspired against him again; once again the wind and currents thwarted his approach and he was unable to put in to port. The Islands soon disappeared over the horizon and poor Vito was left feeling pretty hopeless I’d imagine, having spent 56 days at sea and more than a month without more to eat than a paste concocted from flour and water!

See below for a little map in Spanish (but it’s still gives a good visual indicator as to the prolonged pain of his “short trip up north”).



Without any food and water left, he headed for the major shipping lanes, where he happily managed to attract the attention of a cargo ship which at last provided him with fresh supplies (or else the story might have ended there, or never have been heard at all, after all he was the only witness to it).

But as it were, the story was not quite over – Dumas had not suffered enough it seemed, because the cargo ship had only given him enough food to make it as far as the Cape Verde Islands 1126km south. Of course, with his fantastic luck, when he reached the islands on the 10th of August, the wind completely dropped off and the current pushed him away from the islands. For the next 7 days, Dumas was once again progressively reduced to a living skeleton “Every one of Legh II’s movements causes another spasm of pain in my poor body to add to those already suffered during my 106-day battle” he lamented in his diary. At long last, on the 17th of August, the Brazilian coast appeared and Vito Dumas entered into a harbour at last!

I am now sick of typing. Well then, there you go – I should have read about Vito Dumas’ plight and I’d have been very glad to be doing a few exams with 3 months holidays to follow, rather than 3 months without real food or any idea when you were going to arrive back on land!
Also, if you made it to the end of this post, I salute you!

c.l.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Spicy heels by Louis Vuitton


There are probably no words to describe this haphazard arrangement of feathers, python skin, rope, big jewels and tribal face masks. Where should the line be drawn between 'fashion' and 'insanity'?

That said, if you ripped off a few of the crazy additions to these shoes, they wouldn't be half bad. But nobody is going to deface a $2000 Louis Vuitton shoe. I'm guessing that tribal face mask is probably worth $100 by itself...


~ Hurley Who?

Monday, June 15, 2009

Whoa...

I know Louis probably would have written a better post on this, but when I saw these shoes, they were too crazy NOT to post...


Look! Not even a place to support the arch of your foot!! And the colour! The heel!! It's like five crazy shoe concepts all smashed into one super-dooper wacko shoe!

Shoe connisseurs might be drooling, but I don't know.... Practicality always won over style for me. Especially when feet are concerned. They're too important for me to mistreat them :)

Louis - feel free to add any smart-sounding fashion comments on this 'shoe' (aka. crazy contraption for the feet).

~Hurley Who?

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

yay it's music time dance dance wiggle wiggle dance some more

It's almond almost time for a new year and normally this would mean lots of resolutions that are full to the brim with bullshite and mean even less! However, I have an exciting nuuu proposal that will save you all the hassle and haranguement and whatnot of waiting for that 11:59pm by....simply ignoring it!! Now sit back, cup your chins and stroke them ferociously (note: it would be wise to grow a beard before doing this, otherwise you run the risk of chinburn which is waaay nastier than sunburn or armpitburn or that nasty show Burn Notice) whilst muttering "Why didn't I think of that??!?!"

You see, my theory is that everything is relative. And since everything is relative, everything is different for everyone. And finally because this is so (and because I say it is so), everything must be subjective, and liable to change depending on your outlook and frame of mind. Although I may have ripped it orrf Einstein, I am re-appropriating it into our context of "nu yr's ev" - if you are ignoring this particular moment in time (and let's face it, time is just one of those things I know I'd rather not think about), then you are ignoring all of the conventions and obligations and celebrations etc. that come associated with it, and THUS TO YOU....IT IS NOT REAL!

If you just read all of that and thought "This is, like, totes irrelevant/boring/stupid/wackjobesque" you may be correct, but please remember that yes, I am in the exact state of mind as when I tried to proving that belonging is imaginary with mathematical induction. In other words, completely off my face - a major feat seeing as I have not actually required any sort of illicit dodgy mushroom to do it.

I feel that I have strayed far from my point long enough, so let us return to the real point of this - some music that I feel compelled I repeat COMPELLED to post on here on the grounds of my liking it veryy much.

Spaceman - The Killers (Day & Age)


Move - CSS (Donkey)


Spiralling - Keane (Perfect Symmetry)


First Love - Adele (19)


[disco.read]

Friday, October 10, 2008

Chindogu follow-up

This is a follow-up from my older post about Chindogu, or wacky Japanese inventions.

Browsing the internet, I came across more photos of these inventions - my favourites are for the sleepy commuters so I've added a double whammy tribute.

This invention encourages people to dress up like vending machines to protect themselves from getting mugged. (Of course! THAT's the answer to street violence!)

Perfect for the coming summer, this is the air-conditioned shirt.

This is a back scratching t-shirt. Point to the grid where you're feeling itchy and a helpful friend will scratch away.


Ahhh... variations of attractive head gear for sleepy commuters. If only CityRail were so innovative...

This is by far the wierdest. This is a 'washing machine' you can strap to your ankle. I guess you could only wash undies, it's so small.

And this one, the 'Swiss Army Shovel'. How do you even get those parts out? It's hard enough on a conventional-sized swiss army knife.

- Hurley Who?