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Saturday, October 4, 2008

cerebral ecstasy (this girl is not high)

Before I am denounced as a nutter or otherwise, let me explain. This doesn't sound as weird as it might - we glorious humans already have several isolated 'areas' for ecstasy (not of tablet form) such as these examples:
aural ecstasy [bluegrass to a hillbilly's ears, death-metal/senseless jamming to a metal head's ears, retro swedish pop to mine (refer to post on alphabeat) and so on]
nasal ecstasy [this one is a bit trickier but then again we taste most of our food through smells, should that make sense, so I suppose apple pie qualifies, whereas any sort of flatulence would not]
kinaesthetic ecstasy [something involving motion - wind rushing past your face when you're going flat out on a bike downhill, or if you're perverted perhaps scraping your nails down a board (but hey whatever floats your boat, we ain't discriminate)]

and so on and so forth etc. etc. etc.

Thus it should not be of a surprise to us all that there should ever be such thing as cerebral ecstasy, the state where your brain is doing happy flips and raving madly as if one has injected a shot of actual pill-ecstasy into your skull. All we have to do is find it, I suppose.

quote of the day: "Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate." Thankyou verrrry much and have a nice day!

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol
is it just me or was there a slightly dirty undertone there?

Anonymous said...

you're lying - you are high

Anonymous said...

it's only dirty if you want it to be...err...

Anonymous said...

hahaha touche my friend.

what about "teenagers are god's punishment for having sex in the first place" - what do you think? SCATHING!